mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE


AHAHAHA
l0v3iseasy:

omg my heart

headfirstintowonderland:

so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:

“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”


and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair

(via s-4ra)

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

(via unescapable)

scrapes:

accurate


^LOOL
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